A day after South Sudan’s army chief of staff General Johnson Juma Okot led a delegation to Ethiopia for an official working visit, the two countries on Friday have signed a military cooperation agreement.
According to state media, exchange of information on military security, controlling human trafficking and controlling illicit arms trade along the border between the two countries are some areas of cooperation.
General Berhanu Jula, Ethiopian Defense Chief, and his South Sudanese counterpart signed the agreement in the capital Addis Ababa.
South Sudan has been attempting to meditate on the border dispute between Ethiopia and Sudan. The border dispute started after the Sudanese forces took control of Ethiopian territories after November 4, 2020, as the Ethiopian Defense Force was battling over 250,000 Tigray People’s Liberation Forces.
Ethiopia stated the dispute could be resolved through bilateral talk with the government Sudan using a mechanism that the two countries agreed upon. However, Ethiopian demanded a precondition that Sudanese forces withdraw from Ethiopian territories that they controlled after November 4, 2020.
You hear that bigots!!! You hear that ‘Republic of this or that’ dreamers? Allah is my witness that I had told you will never, ever be able to yank away a territory to call it your own fiefdom a long time ago. I have said that on this esteemed website and in the presence of the dear patriot editors, I am gonna say it again: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE YOUR MADE-TO-ORDER REPUBLIC YANKED AWAY FROM IT’S BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! Brother Guelleh has shot the door right on your uncomely faces!! Somalia? Don’t even think about it!!! Brother Isaias? All I can say is: O’boy! Your $$$e$ will be grass. Just look at what you are calling him lately. He was the one who saved your sorry $$$e$ when the goons of TPLF beat and chased you like a bank robber in the Old West!! If I were you I will find a high rise building and jump off the highest floor to my death or go to the nearest lake/pond, jump in it, remain in there and never come up, ever!!!! You have been a pandemic worse than the COVID-19. Such agreement is an effective vaccine against racist pathogens like you. Just look at you! You have no pride! You will die still scavenging at campus orphanage and missionary canteens!!!! There, your masters are calling you ‘history scholars’ and ‘experts of law’. Experts? Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!
Hey! Listen everyone! I am not eating!
I’m not eating!!
Because rents are too damn high in Minnesota!!!
Minnesota is way up there and you are here thousands of miles apart. Do you have any other reason?
Yeah!!! They are keeping me because they don’t wanna see me running for the governor of Minnesota, Portland and Seattle in the next election.
But Portland and Seattle are cities and there is no governor position there. It is mayorship.
Listen Ittu, you are not supposed to question my statements. You know why?
Cuz I am the most intelligent scholar ever!!
Even more than Albert Einstein?
Yup!! Even better than Albert, Hume, Boyle and Isaac Newton. Newton does not deserve knighthood. The Sir title belongs to me.
Wow! I never thought about that! What do I know?
My CGPA was perfect 4.0 out of 4.0. That is why they are scared of me. They know if I run I will win the election for a governor in those states.
Wow! Now I know why they are holding you back. How about just a bite? Just two bites, just for me! I cooked it myself?
What is in it?
I used all grass fed fillet mignon custom cut just for you. I also have cheese sticks on a side and mille-feuille, opera cake and your favorite tarte Tatin desserts. This is homemade mango juice to wash it all down. Just a bite or two! Please!
Ok but I can’t do it here.
Cuz the guards are watching.
It’s ok. I will stand in between and block them from watching. Just two bites.
No I can’t do it here. I will demand to see my private doctor and I can make you happy to see me enjoying the dish you prepared just for me.
Ok. I will call and tell the guards to take you to your private doctor. I will be there with all these goodies.
Ok. I will see you there. Hey Ittu!! You see that? One of the tarte Tatin is gone!!! Do you think the guards had seen that?
No, don’t worry!!!
Ittu, I have not eaten for a month and I’m still strong as a lion. You know why?
Cuz, I am a one-off special breed!!! Rents are too damn high in Minnesota!!! Rents are too damn high in Minnesota!!! Rents are too damn high in Minnesota!!! Rents are too damn high in Minnesota!!!